Someone really should have been playing Taps
Shame. I don’t really have any. To that end when I do something particularly inane, something that might actually embarrass a person capable of feeling shame, I like to share it with facebook. So...
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Ballet flats and a ballerina bun do not evidently a ballerina’s physique make. Eh. Neither do peanut m&ms apparently. Baby steps.Filed under: Exercise, Nonsense Tagged: Ballet, fashion
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There are moments in your life you need wisdom. You need consolation. You need white wine and M&Ms and flowers and entire pizzas. You call your mother and your girlfriends. You rally the troops....
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I used to mow the grass in cut off Levi 501s and a bikini top. It was an excuse to strut back and forth in the yard and work on my tan. As time wore on those Levis got shorter and shorter but I got...
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Let’s talk about crotch sweat, baby…. Did I lose you? It was a better hook when Salt-n-Pepa invited you to talk about sex, baby, in 1990. But I don’t want to talk about sex. I want to talk crotch...
View ArticleBallerina
Ballet flats and a ballerina bun do not evidently a ballerina’s physique make. Eh. Neither do peanut m&ms apparently. Baby steps.Filed under: Exercise, Nonsense Tagged: Ballet, fashion
View ArticleA Wild Hair
There are moments in your life you need wisdom. You need consolation. You need white wine and M&Ms and flowers and entire pizzas. You call your mother and your girlfriends. You rally the troops....
View ArticleKeeping Up Appearances
I used to mow the grass in cut off Levi 501s and a bikini top. It was an excuse to strut back and forth in the yard and work on my tan. As time wore on those Levis got shorter and shorter but I got...
View ArticleRunning Skirts: They Hide the Pee
Let’s talk about crotch sweat, baby…. Did I lose you? It was a better hook when Salt-n-Pepa invited you to talk about sex, baby, in 1990. But I don’t want to talk about sex. I want to talk crotch...
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